All The Masked Singer Season 4 Costumes, In Order of Least to Most Terrifying

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The Masked Singer is, by design, an escape from the disheartening ways of the world, and obviously its stunning costumes are the gateway to this wonderful demented paradise. As the show's costume director Marina Toybina told TV Guide earlier this year, Season 4 costumes raise the already high bar for extraordinary works of wearable art even higher, and with the Season 4 premiere just days away, Fox is slowly releasing images of the creations we'll see this season. 

But as gorgeous as these creations are, they can also be freakish enough to make you wet your pants if you stare hard enough. Seasons 1- 3 had plenty of beautiful but shudder-inducing characters, from Night Angel to Raven to that Rabbit, that looked like something out of Donnie Darko. Of course, since we haven't heard any of them sing one note or share one clue about their identity, it's too soon to speculate on who's inside these monstrous masterpieces, but we can rank them from most inviting to most NOPE. Here's that ranking so far. 

8) Giraffe

Aw, Giraffe. This anthropomorphized dandy looks mad cool, like someone who says things like “Indubitably!” and definitely has an extra handkerchief you can use and keep if they see you sneeze. Giraffe is done up like Oscar Wilde, excited to tear into some crumpets and tea. Not scary at all. 

7) Lips

Um, Lips is fabulous. Lips likes to make an entrance and knows where the good brunch spots are. Lips is a lot of fun. 

6) Sun 

Beyoncé, is that you? Not inside The Sun costume, but literally the costume itself, able to defy the laws of physics as only Queen Bey can by turning into the sun and then rotating her face upside down? This one's slightly unsettling because of the whole “I can't feel my face” thing going on here, but it's so interesting and pretty you have to marvel at it. 

5) Dragon 

Dragon looks a little intimidating but with the beautiful turquoise skull and that majestic samurai-inspired garb, Dragon is more regal than scary —although you obviously don't want to smell that breath in the morning.  

4) Popcorn

This is Popcorn. Now, I know you're thinking Popcorn looks cute and buttery — sorry, bubbly — with that anime-inspired look on her face and that fetching bustier peplum ensemble she's rocking that screams county fair Americana. But popcorn can be dangerous. Getting a piece of popcorn stuck in the gums is a fate even a witch wouldn't wish on their worst enemy, and at least one guy had to have open heart surgery because of what? Popcorn. She looks fun but don't be fooled, Popcorn is a cold murderer. 

3)  Jellyfish

I swear this image just moved on my screen. That's how horrifying Jellyfish looks and yet, this costume is so cool it could be masking a sweet demeanor underneath, kind of like how Lady Gaga will dress like she rose from the dead but will duet with Tony Bennett. Jellyfish is scary but not bone-chilling. 

2) Snow Owls

Noooope. No. NOPE. The Snow Owls are, first of all, conjoined twins (are there really two people in that thing?) and we all know from horror movies that twins are creepy AF. This costume is giving Stevie Nicks album cover vibes while also evoking every shifty owl in every spooky movie ever. I mean, have you ever seen a character alone in the woods at night hear an owl and be like, ‘Oh that's a comforting sound?' No, you haven't. And here are TWO of them. Conjoined. Nope. 

1) Squiggly Monster

Oh my god. The Squiggly Monster looks like every bug or spider you ever squished assembled into one form and came back to make sure you never know peace. 

The Masked Singer returns Wednesday, September 23 at 8/7c.  

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